WARNING: The things i'am going to say contains vulgarities, viewer discretion is advised.
1) Fuck cheese.
2) Fuck veagans.
3) Fuck order papers under plates.
4) Fuck people who sign up for membership.
5) Fuck people who order drinks/combos before their pastas.
6) Fuck dads who bring their daughters to eat at pastamania.
Sorry, but no offence to those i mentioned above. Really.